I’m not joking. You seemed really flakey so I assumed you were high.

Tripping on ibogaine counts. I hear it stings like hell, too. That’s the active ingredient in sananga and its “use has been associated with serious side effects and death.” But to each his own as the cowboy said when he kissed his horse.

You don’t know me from a hole in the ground and you need to stop trying to figure me out. I find your ideas foolish. You’ll understand when you’re older and wiser.

It gets better.